Let's hope that these aren't what Kerry meant by this.

"I just want to make sure Senator Kerry understands that just because you go into an International House of Pancakes does not mean you are meeting with foreign leaders — unless of course you are referring to their Belgian waffles, stuffed French toast or German pancakes," said Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart, Florida Republican.

"But at least he would feel comfortable, since IHOP flips pancakes as often as he flips on issues."

Uggh. Mario, I hope you get re-elected, but leave the comedy to the professionals. Please.