OK, I made that up. But today is both the birthday of William Shakespeare, and the anniversay of his death, and that of Miguel Cervantes, author of Don Quixote. Go make David Allen White proud and read one of Shakespeare's plays, maybe "Hamlet," or "Twelfth Night" if you want something lighter. Or make Tarzana Joe happy and read one or two of his sonnets. Don Quixote is really long, so maybe you should content yourself with "Man of La Mancha" unless you've got a month.
