While most politicians and pundits have at least credited Reagan with actual achievements, the best Patsy "Don't Cry For Me - I'll Do It Myself" Schroeder can manage is a grudging respect for Reagan's ability to hoodwink the public. While most of us remember a strong economy, a respected country defeating a dangerous enemy, and a rediscovery of national purpose, the former Congressman from, er,Colorado can only remember deficits and college loans. And by reminding us that she coined the term "Teflon President," she reminds that she contributed little else of value during her long tenure representing, er, my district.