Suggested titles for our group project on India:

• India - Where Columbus Meant to Go
  
• India - Land of Ink
  
• India - Crown Jewel of the Empire
  
• India - Sri Lanka's Northern Neighbor
  
• India - Where There's Smoke, There's Pyre
  
• India - Cow Heaven
  
• India - Hey Dude! Where's My Job?
  
• India - Caste Out Your Dead Upon the Water
  

And I don't want to hear from anyone who's offended by this. India's a rising, confident country, who ought to be able to take a joke.